H1N1 Virus to H1Z1, Swine Flu Scare and Zombies
This news is terribly horrifying and should really make everyone cautious to anyone who has a flu or even simple colds, even your loved ones. Very scary… NOT! This is actually cracked me up.
There has been a small outbreak of zombism in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.
Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.
In Mexico, the epicentre of the outbreak, President Felipe Calderon urged people to stay at home over the next five days.
There are many cases elsewhere – including the US, Canada, Latin America, Europe, Israel, and New Zealand.
BBC health correspondent Mark McGrith says the raising of the WHO alert on Wednesday suggests a global epidemic, or pandemic, is imminent.
In the latest developments:
* The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.
* Ghana has become the latest country to ban pork imports as a precaution against swine flu, though no cases have been found in the West African country
* China’s health minister says that the country’s scientists have developed a “sensitive and fast” test for spotting swine flu in conjunction with US scientists and the WHO. The country has recorded no incidence of the flu yet. There methods, however, have been ineffective in spotting the H1Z1 strain.
This can’t be true, The author must be high on something or he’s just reading/watching too much SCI-FI. Where are we? Silent Hill? Umbrella Corporation? Resident Evil – Degeneration? Funny that some people will actually believe this. I’m wondering if a chain e-mail is already out, hmmm… maybe I can start one. *evil grin*
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lol.. zombie thingy is just a crap..
irvin ryan i can smell ur brainsssssss hahaha
zombies rule!
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you guys are idiots sure this may be a hoax or it could be real most viruses and bacteria only need 5 months to evolve plus biologicly or biochemicaly enhanced viruses used for weapons and scientific experiments involving human genes trying to either customized humans or making super humans they already have brought back the dead and made it live for a month or what if rabbies evolves zombies aren’t always undead think about it this is pretty real when u really think about it
Hmm, if there will be a zombie outbreak, will it be more like l4d or resident evil? I bet the zombies will run at the same speed that they did when alive, so maybe more like l4d. The universe is so immense, that it would be hard to imagine that there are not more types of living things out there, let alone virus’s. Who knows, our planet could go down as the planet where zombies originated from.
i wish those ones who won’t believe it would be the first ones to suffer for it. Think medically, this can happen. Suckers.
i want to be the first to witness this terifying violence…hahaha
its kinda cool but its scarry…hehehe
The real question here is, what if we get tha vaccine shot,? will it some how mutate or ”Evolve” in our bodies or will the virus itself get us? who knows? we will just have to whait but untill then i would try to avoid both lol…
Oh my god!
I have one word for this… OMGWTFROTFLMAO
but just in case….i do have a backpack at home with some emergency kits (which i took from Max Brooxs book: Zombie Survival Guide. If you want to be ready for this, make sure to read it).
this could possibly happen ppl cuz after scientist are done screwing around wit viruses we could all end up shit creek without a paddle